Submitted by nothing-rhymes-with-kenneth
My parents try this one all the time ;A;
Allllll the tiimee!
Honestly, if you last saw me when I was in Grade 7, I actually haven’t grown.
the same friend that look up and say “where’s ____?”
Mostly relatives who haven’t seen me in a long time say this. But I’ve always been 5 ft tall since I was 14, people....